drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008

vegetable

Someone who doesn't do shit

What a vegetable, he doesn't do shit

by joseph ding December 7, 2014

Vegetable Wagon

1. A reference homosexual males use to compare their penis to a homewrecker.

"You want to take a ride on the Vegetable Wagon?"

by Scott "Bazooka" Wagers October 6, 2008

vegtables

instruments of tortue

so, still not talking eh? well we can fix that, once you eat...brocoli!

by jagged rock.com April 3, 2005

vegetable tunnel

Mountain biking term
A singletrack that is heavily overgrown with foliage, so a rider must etiher duck and bend to get through it, or take the brunt of it with their face.

"Ugh. that trail is a vegetable tunnel. Kepp your head down"

by 64bitllama October 14, 2004

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable

- Sun Tzu

Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

vegetablization

The process of sitting on one's couch or bed playing video games or watching tv, until said person's brain has rotted away.

The recovery from hellish practices brought on by a coach, for players in training for a sporting season.

After having a five hour morning practice and a four hour "skill" development session, the high school boys were in the process of vegetablization in the man cave.

by poloplayer03 September 18, 2010