valve time

a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long space of time

"they are releasing half life three in valve time."

by ViolentNinjaD September 16, 2015

hyphaduphinator valve

hi-fa-doo-fa-nator. Noun: The most costly thing a mechanic can sell you when your car is in the shop.

My car has been in the shop for a week now and the mechanic said I need a new Hyphaduphinator valve because I had worn out the old one. Good thing though it's only $1500, Next years model is almost twice that.

by Wyldthing February 4, 2010

Rice Valve

A part on a car, whether good or bad, that chances performance or sound from factory standards. Also any part in need of repair or replacement that makes the car sound bad or look stupid. Examples include a squeaking engine belt, aftermarket exhaust, super or turbo chargers, or any malfunctioning part of a car, like a noisy engine that is worn out.

Also, any time a Honda or other foreign car that somebody revs really hard or tries to floor it, making the car sound loud as hell. After hearing this one would comment on the Rice Valves in the car, even though they don't exist.

Abbreviated as Rvalves.

Dude, did you hear the exhaust on that car? Must have some monster Rice Valves in it!

I floored my car yesterday, I thought the Rive Valves were gonna explode!

Person 1: Man, my A/C belt is squeaking.
Person 2: Sounds like you need to get your Rice Valves replaced.

by Tiger Trainer November 13, 2009

Douche Valve

Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.

Bob's talking on his Douche Valve again!

by electrogeek March 7, 2012

Grunt Valve

A vehicle that has been modified so that it produces a loud, rumbling, aggressive noise when the engine is revved. This modification is known as installing a ‘Grunt Valve’

Dave: Bruv, what was that car that just sped past us, sounded like a TVR or something..?

Joe: Nah mate, saxo.

Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.

Dave: What you sayin Joe?

Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.

Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?

Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.

Joe: Innit doe.

by Badmaninnitdoe October 7, 2010

valve index

The valve index is a fantastically overpriced pc vr headset which is more fragile then glass

Guy 1: spare some change
Guy 2: bro you were the richest on the block where did your money go
Guy 1: valve index
Guy 2: oh that makes sense

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 2, 2022

Clatter Valve

Clatter valve is a north east slang for a women's private parts (the foof)

She got it right in the clatter valve last night.

by Robbie Weir fan club September 8, 2014