mud valve

A person's asshole or anal sphincter.

I'm going to open the mud valve"

by Agit Prop January 2, 2007

kanooter valve

In the fire service, this a small, hard to find,nearly invisible piece found on the engine or tactical, usually near the hose stretcher.

You better find that kanooter valve by lunch time.

by firefightress September 25, 2009

valver

A term used first, by enthusiasts of Volkswagen Golf Gti 16 valve cars, the tern is used to determine the engine difference between an 8 valve model and a more powerful 16 valve model, the more powerful model is (and has been for more years than any other manufacturers car) in short called a valver

Jacks new car is a Golf Gti,
Oh is it fast?
yes, but you have to use the revs, it`s a valver.
meaning it`s a 16 valve engine and when you keep the car in a gear for longer it makes the car rev more.

by stevejowen August 23, 2007

ValvEA

Used to describe Valve after the incident of Left4Dead 2 being announced at E3 2009, around 6 months after the release of the first game. This is similiar to EA's constant habit of releasing the same kind of game year after year with minor tweaks.

Valve at E3 2009: OMGZ!! Check out this Left4Dead 2 trailer!

Raging Left4Dead Customer: Looks like ValvEA have turned into a fukin cash whore! I JUST DECIDED 2 BUY L4D1 A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO!!!!

by Huwajux June 2, 2009

blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

by Spency McGee September 20, 2017

Valedouchetorian

The douchiest person in each graduating class.

He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.

by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011

CLACKET VALVE

Another name given to your arse, especially after a night on the beers or the day after a curry or maxican food.

"Cor, whats that smell? Is that your Clacket Valve?"
"Can you smell that? Think my Clacket Valve has rotted out."
"Smells like an old Clacket Valve in here..."
"My boss talks out his Clacket Valve."

by FUCK THE NAME September 25, 2009