valentine's day

The worst holiday ever.

I hate Valentine's Day

by Karissa February 23, 2004

valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.

damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!

by shea December 6, 2004

valentines day

a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.

valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.

by katy February 18, 2007

valentine's day

A holiday for suckers.

Valentine's day is for suckers.

by Adeadlyliquid November 23, 2004

valentine's day

A holiday that's been capitalized on by corporations in order to push a bunch of useless junk to people who are deceived into thinking that a cuddly Luv bear will make the girl of your dreams love you.

Ah, I can imagine it now. She hates you today, but tomorrow she be swooning over you when you buy her a card!

by Conrad February 16, 2004

valentines day

In mafia slang, it is the day when executions are to be carried out.

See Saint Valentine's Day massacre for more. If it's on the UD use Google.

Some guy: It's Valentines day. I'm taking my wife to dinner.

Mafia guy: Tomorrow is the Valentines day. I have to buy more ammo.

by Slunjan August 13, 2008

valentines day

an evil plot that the flower,candy, and card company came up with to screw people out of money and to ither depress people or make them happy beyond all natural reason

also to identify all them gold diggin bitches

its valentines day im gonna go kill myself now

omg omg its finally valentines day i bet he went to jared

muhahahaha them dumbass's fell for it again muahhahaa

damn she broke up wit me after valentines day that gold diggin bitch

by urdirtygirl February 18, 2007