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LA lakers vest

A vest once worn by the weed bandit.Worn to cover ones hair chest while swimming when asked to take it off point at the women and young children wearing vests and accused the lifegaurd of sexism.Also used to scare people away from ones house.
You mofo i'm the weedbandit and you be doing this shit to me,look at those peopel wearing their shirts(point at women and children)Me and my LA lakers vest don't need this
by maharaja December 14, 2006
mugGet the LA lakers vestmug.

Sweater Vest Tuesday

Each Tuesday a group of coworkers gets together and coordinates their dress style to reflect their wondrous personalities. By showing this uniformity, they are able to transcend mere office work garb and become truly great men and women.
Person 1: Prepared for the greatness tomorrow?

Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
by Athom February 21, 2011
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Council Fighting Vest

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.
Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!
by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020
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Bullet Proof Vest

If it wasnt for my bullet proof vest i would have been dead.
by shantea October 12, 2003
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Took one in the vest

To "Take One In The Vest" is a saying that security officers on the Seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a bitch instead of marrying her, who later went on to fuck somebody else over.

Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.
"So I heard you broke up with Megan"

"Yeah I took one in the vest"
by Officer Friendly September 28, 2007
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penis rash vest

a condom, latex like product to prevent pretty much everything.
Thank goodness, I had my penis rash vest on last night or else I would have contracted her infection.
by Calvin Swemmer October 25, 2008
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Sleeves out of my vest

Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.
Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.

Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.

Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.
by HummusLover May 31, 2011
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