Updog

A joke played on teachers to make them say 'What's updog?'. It sounds like 'What's up, dawg?', which is a term used by the cool kids. It is now a certified classic school joke.

Student: Teacher, say Updog.
Teacher: What's updog?

by CruzerBlade42 January 5, 2023

Mexican Updog

When you ate so much spicy food, that your spicy excrements the next day will deliver a anal/prostate orgasm.

Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…

A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!

by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022

updog break

A break from an activity in which one attempts updog jokes.

Mike took an updog break to satisfy a much needed fix after two games of Warcraft III.

by Drew the Dude May 2, 2006

updog

A rubber device designed to reduce shock vibrations on tennis rackets.

Mike's updog is crucial to preventing tennis-elbow.

by Drew the Dude July 31, 2008

Updogg

A word used to describe someone who’s general mannerisms cause their social interactions to be so hilariously bad, that they are as funny as the joke updogg

You’re pretty updogg
Man , that nibba’s too much of an updogg

by Fire Ryder December 11, 2018

Updog

A way to ask someone whats up.

Mark: Updog
Jerry: What's updog?
Mark: Nothing much, whats up with you?
Jerry: I hate you

by IFINALLYFOUNDYOU August 26, 2020

updog

When your mother gets turned upside-down and is nailed.

Damn yo mama got updogged.

by Jackie Hussein October 6, 2003