Ukrainian Birdbath

pissing in your own mouth, passing it into a girls mouth as she's riding you. Then she spits your urine directly up in the air so it splashes down upon both of you mid-sex.

Instead of pausing sex to pee, she opted for the Ukrainian Birdbath. We showered together after sex this time. It was quite nice.

by KILLY PISTOL August 23, 2011

Ukrainian Handshake

In recognition of the consummation of an agreement or the end of a successful negotiation, one party exposes his member as a display of trust.

After Dave and I negotiated the real estate transaction, we didn't sign any papers but he gave me a Ukrainian handshake, so I knew we had reached an agreement.

by Dave the Ukrainian February 8, 2010

Ukrainian Goggles

Derived from 'Arabian goggles'. When a woman strangles a man by wrapping her legs round his neck whilst shitting in his eyes. Original use was related to a man of Ukrainian heritage, hence the phrase.

Taylor Swift and Jane from Breaking Bad are fit enough to let them give me Ukrainian Goggles, but only just.

by Tanned November 25, 2016

Ukrainian pipe cleaner

The act of putting another person's tongue in the head of the penis.

Paul:"want to do the Ukrainian pipe cleaner."
Dimitri:"Ok get your penis out"

by Cornbuster44 December 8, 2020

Ukrainian Chokehold

The men would be in a U position while the girl is ontop of him backwards and on so it would look like a 69 position only shaped U. The ass would be on the guys face while the girl moves her head backwards and licks his penis while gaging yourself.

I did the ukrainian chokehold with my Bff.

by Titious Mcgee June 12, 2009

ukrainian forklift

A move for one man to try on another male, when dude number one is standing with his hands on his knees, dude number two proceeds to make a ring with his arm going between person number one's legs. Dude number two then lifts with his legs, moving his arms up also, this lifts dude number one into the air by his nutsack, much like a forklift...hence the ukranian forklift

"I was tired after my run, then Jordan came up and gave me a Ukrainian Forklift!"

"Alec thourghly enjoys getting the Ukrainian forklift"

by Viva-la-man April 26, 2006

Ukrainian Surprise

After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.

Taking a dump feels so good until you're finished and get the Ukrainian Surprise

by Hollarado January 11, 2009