Used as an insult, describing someone who is poorly dressed, and at the same time has a bad haircut and smells funny. Not to be confused with its counterpart, udder, which is used to describe a mother mammals' underside.
"Did you see Zachary? The 15 year old, with ugly, urine colored hair?"
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."
by BingBong,SonOfLingLong October 26, 2022
Get the literal udder mug.When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010
Get the Death Udders mug.I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.
by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018
Get the Meat Udder mug.Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025
Get the Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter mug.A slang word for typically abnormally large breasts found on women and can even be found on men who eat too much.
by Am Gay Boi March 21, 2019
Get the Udders mug.When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.
In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"
by mupsaucer May 26, 2017
Get the The Udder of Sympathy mug.by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020
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