Umpa-Lumpa

They're orange (Like most women Thanks to the wonderment of a "fake and bake") With green hair. (Also Common amoung women because of the reaction with bleached hair and swimming pool chemicals.) Did I mention theyre midgets that make chocolate.? They were also believed to be the first 'Preps'

Guy1:"DUDE I JUST WATCHED WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.!"
Guy2:"Really.? How did you like it.?"
Guy1:"It was good but it really got me thinking...I need a Umpa-Lumpa.!"
Guy2:You know those arent real right.?"
Guy1:"Sure they are.."
*'Prep' Walks by.*
Guy1:"LOOK THERES ONE NOW.! GRAB THE BAG.!"
*Attacks prep.*
Prep:"OMG MY HAIR!MY FAB BLONDE HAIRRRR.!"
Guy2:"MAN THATS JUST A PREP LET HER GO.!!!"
Guy1:"Oh..."
*Guy1 lets go and prep runs away*
Guy1:"I really thought..."
Guy2:"Yea... We all do at some point."

by UhLindsey July 2, 2009

Umption

A mishearing or mispronunciation of the standard English word, "gumption".

I don't have the umption to figure out how to spell properly.

by Jibble Blebrun December 29, 2009

umpapana

Synonym for the word Goofy or to describe someone acting like a fool

Shut your umpapana ass up

Stop being a umpapana.

by ImMilk October 17, 2022

Umpur

A absolute shit and unfair umpire of any Australian sport mainly AFC.

This umpire is such a Umpur

by Wassberry February 19, 2023

umphasis

Function: noun
Inflected form(s): umphases (plural)
Etymology: Umph (high-caffeine seltzer tablet) + -sis

a : dissolving an Umph tablet into a drink
b : heavily caffeinating a drink

Too much umphasis is detrimental to your health.

by Eugene M. Kim February 14, 2005

counter clockwise umpa lumpa

when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.

dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa

by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010

umpire

the person who stays at the stash house and watches the drugs. usually cocaine/crack.

yea im the umpire i chill at the crib and watch the base.

by $pazz April 6, 2003