Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.

Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all

by scivibes August 20, 2025

Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.

Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...

by catlo3 October 23, 2020

twizzler whipped

to be excessively drunk, wasted, trashed, etc.

I got so twizzler whipped last night off of rubbing alcohol

by djtrix79 February 24, 2007

Twizzler Nigs

Like twizzler nibs but twizzler nigs.

Hey wanna go to the store and get some twizzler Nigs

by Supreme Breezy October 9, 2019

Ass twizzler

When someone cuts in front of you at a buffet!

You got in front of me and got what was supposed to be MY steak you ass twizzler!

by Popcorndaddy March 4, 2021

twizzler

another name for oral gratification... as in makes mouths happy.

buddy #1 "hey homie, howd last nite go? you get balls deep?"

buddy #2 "nah, she wouldnt let me, but she did give me some twizzler."

by eggburt moustaffa January 23, 2009

Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016