Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

Twitching

Twitter-bitching. Bitching on Twitter. Using Twitter to complain.

"Hi tweeps. Please forgive my last tweet. I'm just twitching."
or
"OMG! Did you see Michael and Leah's tweets last night? They were twitching back and forth!!"

by Jragyn January 21, 2010

ticking-over

When you want to sound busy, but aren't really that busy

I'm ticking-over at work

by Marleyfun May 24, 2014

Ticking it

For something to be described as "ticking it", it must be exceptionally good or very interesting. For a person to be "ticking it", they must be very good-looking or socially admirable. It is similar to words like nang, peng and grade. It originated in Nottingham in 2010. It is a manipulation on the phrase "ticking all the boxes".

He is so hot, he's just ticking it

by Crackberry 28 bus kid October 11, 2010

azz be twitchin

sexually excited, longing for an fucking

dat dude so horny for my homie his azz be twitchin

by tdogg July 16, 2003

BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE

The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.

mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia

by CONCORD FREDRICK THE SICK MIND FROM HELL October 30, 2006

Twicking

Intentional and vigorous wiggling or bouncing of the male genitalia: the male equivalent of twerking.

I was twicking for my wife in the shower. She made vague unintelligible references to a jelly bean and slipped on the tiles whilst laughing.

-Jim Bob

by Disfunctional Jim Bob January 31, 2016