twit

An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe

Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

twit

One who communicates by tweets.

What has that twit posted now??!!

by Ambrose Byrne June 30, 2017

twit

better way to say shit on twitter
just say "twit"

Me:Man i took the biggest twit last night.
You: you are so gross

by lalalandmachine April 29, 2009

twit

A weak spot in the yarn caused by uneven spinning; some of us are more unevenly spun than others.

Helen is a real twit; she thinks an oxymoron is a dumb cow.

by P.J. Coldren June 18, 2006

twit

A twit is a woman or girl who sits in the bath tub and farts calling it a bubble bath.

The girl is a twit twit, she proudly announced she just took a bubble bath but there is no bubble bath in the house.

by Angelo Mysterioso April 30, 2010

TWIT

acronym meaning Thats What I Thought

A: Ur an asshole
B: What did you call me??
A: oh nothing...
B: TWIT

by Eddie_Kc_420 July 28, 2009

twit

an acronym, standing for Trophy Wives In Training and referring to rich, snobby young girls with absolutely no substance whose only goal in life is to become a celebrated wife to a rich man.

I love going to professional tennis tournaments, but I hate all the young twits running around.

by Buckunteer February 10, 2010