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Twat

Dude, I totally sent you a twat last night but you didn't send one back.
by funnyguy 87 April 26, 2010
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A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.
by Joe January 6, 2007
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1. A word used to describe the few that persist to call the BlackBerry phone, a BlueBerry.

2. Some dick who genuinely thinks it's called a BlueBerry!
1. "Oh man, you got that BlueBerry phone!"

"It's BlackBerry."

"Yeah, whatever man!"

"Twat."

2. "So what contract phone were you actually after, Sir?"

"I was thinking about getting the new BlueBerry phone, actually."

"PHAHA! You thick twat - it's BlackBerry. Don't ever come back here again."

*hangs his head in shame*
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Someone who is acting the goat and being childish.
Joe: "Jack is being a twat."
Kelly: "Too right, Let's leave, Joe."
by little miss sunshine' (: August 23, 2009
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someone who is disliked thouroughly as they try to be cool.
Peyman: "Hey Sedge, David Jackson copied your hairstyle style completely, and basically your life"

Sedge: "I know hes a complete twat"
by Olotta Forcekin April 16, 2008
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1) American slang for vagina

2) UK slang for idiot

For USA, see vagina or pussy
*English man walks into an American bar*

E: Hiya, can I get a beer for my mate?
A: We don't serve beer
E: You twats!
A: WHAT DID YOU CALL US???!!
by PENISENVYR February 14, 2012
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The person who is reading or using this right now
by Sparkyfam9000 February 25, 2020
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