"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals
by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008
Get the tell me how my ass tastes mug.Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?
Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011
Get the Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester mug.1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
by The Desolate One April 18, 2008
Get the taste my lightning, fucker! mug.1. Most commonly, a descriptive term for someone that is lacking in taste. Someone who lacks the ability to recognize things that are of a low-quality.
2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.
3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.
4. Michael Bay.
2. Can also refer to someone or something that lacks basic tact or decency.
3. In a literal sense, lacking any sort of flavor.
4. Michael Bay.
1. Joey's choices in crappy pop-music reveal him to be somewhat tasteless when it comes to entertainment.
2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.
3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"
4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.
2. The new comedy opening in theaters this week is rather tasteless, with some really mean-spirited displays of misogyny.
3. "Honey, those gluten-free rolls you bought me last week for my diet were almost completely tasteless!"
4. Michael Bay. Tasteless. 'Nuff said.
by TeddyStix October 2, 2014
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He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008
Get the Tasteful Douchebaggary mug.1. The wierd snorting noise made when eating something delicious. Caused by eating too fast and forgetting to breath because the food is so good.
(eating a California burrito)
"omg this burrito is so good i keep forgetting to breath and im tastegasming!!"
"omg this burrito is so good i keep forgetting to breath and im tastegasming!!"
by butterynipples November 14, 2009
Get the Tastegasm mug.Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee
by skidsstars October 10, 2018
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