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Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best
"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"
Tuesday by rizzzzzzle November 22, 2021
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Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.
I miss Tuesday.
Tuesday brings the fun.
Tuesday by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021
Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.
I miss Tuesday.
Tuesday brings the fun.
Tuesday by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021
An ordinary occurrence. Used to show a blasé, indifferent attitude to a circumstance that others may consider of serious importance, but is of no concern to the speaker. SNAFU.
Chun-Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces.
M. Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it.
Chun-Li: You don't remember?!
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
Tuesday by imapathetic January 13, 2022
When the worst day of someone's life is a normal everyday occurrence for someone else. Often used for either gatekeeping or humour purposes.
1. "The worst day of your life was when you were on a fishing boat during a storm? Here in the navy, we call that 'Tuesday'."

2. "Heh, Super Mario literally sees walking evil mushrooms who will kill him instantly and he's not weirded out by it? I guess seeing all these creatures is just another Tuesday to him."
Tuesday by DDeflector January 25, 2022
Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane
Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.
Tuesday by super fucking pissed off February 16, 2022
Tues•day

/ˈt(y)o͞ozdā,ˈt(y)o͞ozdē/
noun / person
1 ) the ultimate mommy
2 ) listen to mx by deftones and square by mitski for more insight
Tuesday is the coolest ever.
tuesday by maxiepads February 18, 2022