Bunk Tuesday

The day immediately before welfare day when your bank acccount is bone dry and your cupboards are bare. Essentially the worst day of the month. In the Canadian province of British Columbia welfare day normally falls on the last Wednesday day of the month hence the term "welfare Wednesday".

I wanted to take my mother out to lunch but we had to scrounge for food in a dumpster behind Robin's Donuts because it was Bunk Tuesday.

by XmasMOURN July 7, 2008

Tummy Tuesday

The best day of the week. Tummy Tuesday was started by a group of high school seniors as a day to skip school and eat out, but has evolved into much more. Since then, the group has gained sponsors and accepted special guests including their school principal and even the mayor of their town. The tummy Tuesday movement is spreading like wild fire and there seems to be no end in sight for the group. They can be recognized by their light blue shirts and their booming voice of democracy. Light blue runs deep in the members' veins along side with a passionate hate for their arch enemies food friday, who are a bunch of math nerds that think they can compete with the ever growing revolution. The group is getting so well known that there is an independent film maker following them around to capture the meaning of the group; which words cannot explain.

Everyone: I wish I could be in the Tummy Tuesday group :(

by tummytuesday10 August 14, 2012

Tuesday Dip

the depression achieved on a tuesday associated with a weekend of chemical fun.

Never doing those drugs again, the tuesday dip was too savage.

by psychoboy May 10, 2014

Bat Tuesday

The Tuesday following the American holiday Labor Day where it is marked the "official" start of the Halloween. It derives it's name from the Mardi Gras holiday of "Fat Tuesday."

Have you seen all the Halloween stuff they have put out already? I can't wait to buy all of it on Bat Tuesday and celebrate!

by slapshot September 2, 2019

Gay Tuesday

The one day of the week where you can be gay without it being gay

Person 1: so you sleep with men on a Tuesday?
Person 2: yep,I absolutely give the boys a railing of a Tuesday

Person 1: But you wouldn't bang them on a Wednesday?

Person 2: EWW don't be disgusting I'm not gay
Person 1:but you bang them on a Tuesday
Person 2: Yeah, because it's gay Tuesday, like I really don't see what you're not getting here

by Benguin237 January 7, 2022

Case of the Tuesdays

The even more depressing feeling of going back to work after a long weekend, and having Monday off.

Fred: Man, I feel so down today. That long weekend was the best, but it went so damn fast. I hate work and I hate my life again.

Kermit: Looks like somebody has a case of the Tuesdays!!

Fred: Shut up before I ram this metre ruler up your ass.

by mong returns September 10, 2012

Shochu Tuesday

An excuse for social alcoholics to drink on a Tuesday and not feel guilty about it.

Milo: ugh, I'm still recovering from Mojito Monday.

Stephen: Well drink your detox tea because tonight is Shochu Tuesday and tomorrow is Rock-and-Sake Wednesday!

by sydeburn May 26, 2009