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mutant ninja turtles 

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.
Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

I like turtles 

A phrase that was created in response to an epic fail. It is also used to silence stupidity.

ninja turtles 

all above who are hating on the ninja turtles are just jelose.the ninja turtles are four turtles who were created by a secret type of ooze and trained by a rat name splinter trained in karate to save people from the foot clan thats run by shredder. they get there names from artists Michelangelo,Leonardo,Donatello,and Raphael,Leonardo is the leader
1 hey who is the ninja turtles

2 Are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
P.S.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.

(COWABUNGA) haters
ninja turtles by big Chad February 13, 2008

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.
1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael.

2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was.

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party too (party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise
How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.
sea turtles, mate by yardnoc July 6, 2015

Dirty Turtles 

the act of two men making passionate love on a bed that has ninja turtle sheets on it.
at first chad didnt want to play dirty turtles, so i waited until he fell asleep, then i played dirty turtles all night long
Dirty Turtles by d mite November 24, 2007