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trainwreck of busted assholes

A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.
Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.
by ex_lax70 April 17, 2021
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TrainWreckord

An album that killed an artist's career or broke up a band. Usually due to being a critical or commercial bomb.
Have you heard Katy Perry's Witness? That album is a TrainWreckord
by CrosbyBrendan March 17, 2022
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Trainsarecool

They are tho
You: "btw Trainsarecool" ur bro:"no there not" You:"they kinda are cuz its a word now" ur Bro: *checks phone dictionary and type it in*"bro look im right it is not a word"*shows phone to you* You:"look at my.urbandicionary.com and type it in" ur bro:"wow it really is!".
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trainshaven

When you shave your facial hair, chest hair and pubic hair like a set of train tracks, right before a date. Then say "Here come the Choo Choo train" when it's that time of the night.
(Fooling around)

Man: Do you have your ticket?

Woman: huh

Man: Here comes the Choo Choo train

Woman: ohhhhhh, I see now! You're all Trainshaven!

Man: Choo Choo!
by Grrrrrrrreat! September 17, 2022
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pill-popping trainwreck

a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Anna Nicole Smith
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
by Sexydimma October 23, 2016
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Tara’s Trainwrecks

Tara’s Trainwreck’s is a group chat on Twitter we are all a family. We bully each other for fun but we have our soft moments and our sad moments. We always manage to keep the group chat strong no matter what type of situation we get into.

P.s. We block each other and we fight all for fun of course. We are definitely chaotic.
Group 1: Hey have you heard of Tara’s Trainwrecks?

Group 2: Yeah! They’re a group chat on twitter! They seem very funny and all like a close family!
by tara’s trainwrecks November 21, 2020
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Tikka Paneer Trainwreck

Tikka Paneer Trainwreck
(noun)

The dirtiest manoeuvre ever conceived, banned in five boroughs and three gurdwaras. Begins in a Slough bedsit when Amrit microwaves a tray of Tesco’s Tikka Paneer Ready Meal till it’s bubbling like lava, then pours the scalding curry straight down Jatinder’s crack. Meanwhile, Lovepreet’s got a naan wrapped round his cock like a condom, railing him so hard the curry splashes onto the walls like Jackson Pollock.

Parmjit’s on the side, scooping the paneer cubes out with two fingers and shoving them into Harinder’s mouth, who’s gagging but chewing like it’s communion. Halfway through, Jaspreet pukes into the curry tray from the smell — only for Daljit to stir it back in and keep going, chanting “extra sauce, bruv.”

By the end, the room looks like a tandoori war crime — orange splatters everywhere, someone’s foreskin fused to a naan, and the stench of tikka, ass, and trauma seeping into the carpets.
Example in a sentence:
“Bro, I thought they were just heating up dinner — walked in on a full Tikka Paneer Trainwreck, Harinder gagging on curry cubes while Lovepreet fucked him with a naan sheath.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
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