trainshaven

When you shave your facial hair, chest hair and pubic hair like a set of train tracks, right before a date. Then say "Here come the Choo Choo train" when it's that time of the night.

(Fooling around)

Man: Do you have your ticket?

Woman: huh

Man: Here comes the Choo Choo train

Woman: ohhhhhh, I see now! You're all Trainshaven!

Man: Choo Choo!

by Grrrrrrrreat! September 17, 2022