touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person

Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche

by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016

Turd Toucher

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Toucher and Rich

The best morining radio program around. Includes Fred Toucher, Rich Shertenlieb, Crash Clark, Adolfo Gonzalles

I switched from waaf to bcn to listen to toucher and rich

by tatertott July 28, 2009

Touchscream

Touchscream -origin from touchscreen, usual phones.
Touchscream is the noise made by touchscreen phone users when frustrated by lack or response or the wrong application opening.

Sending sexy text to partner but end up sending text to parent-result touchscream

by radiator dust October 9, 2011

toucher of cancer

A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!

Toucher of cancer is great at memes.

by Some dude who is asleep November 6, 2018

pole-toucher

Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."
"No thanks."
"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"
"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

by bortschuss May 1, 2007

hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...

i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!

by roocuckoo August 19, 2009