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Toking up

Me & my pal were toking up in the shed.
by Daniel Blays October 1, 2016
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tointment

Literally: Tit Ointment. Derogatory term used to emasculated males trying to be a pussy/homo/jimmy
I have to go home, I need to douche and put on tointment. I am a homo.
by Jesse Seitel March 29, 2008
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Tomino's Hell

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.
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brooke tominey

The most amazing person in the whole universe don’t get mixed up you will never meet anyone like her !
She’s such a Brooke Tominey tho
by Bet ya don’t know me January 20, 2018
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J.R.R. Tokin

When someone smokes the marijuana or "tokes" and reads The Lord of the Rings.
"ahh a nice night of J.R.R. Tokin"
by J.R.R. Tokin August 25, 2008
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Toking up

Y'all wanna start toking up? I'll order a pizza.
by PhobiJuanKenobi October 3, 2016
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Toting/Tote

'Tote' is a common Slang used by teenagers in Nation of Trinidad and Tobago. 1)'Tote' means when some one is heartbroken or sad and making ithat feeling bring them down (Depression). 2) 'Tote' also means when someone gets or feels offended and they take it to heart. 3) 'Tote' Basically means (Butthurt).
Jason is Toting/Tote since he heard that his girlfriend was cheating on him.

He was Toting/Tote after jack told him he was dumb and useless.
by BL4DED4NC3R December 2, 2018
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