Toff

Eton crew, and thouse who think you know where they come from becuse they named thier bording school, and think second hand books are 'disgusting'

oh my god, you wouldn't catch me buying second hand books, its simply foul

by Victoria October 14, 2003

Toffee Lee

A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.

Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee

by sparky July 12, 2004

tortfease

To commit a tort against someone.

You sir just got tortfeased, intentional infliction of emotional distress.

by asufficientlyuniquestring September 29, 2010

Toffee Crammer

a political correct version of Fudge Packer.
one who enjoys to make a "sticky" situation worse, by adding to the mess. can cause major stress levels increase.
~noun~

"STOP being a Toffee Crammer"!
"are you serious? are you some kind of Toffee Crammer or something"
"Do you enjoy being a Toffee Crammer?"

by Stressed Student November 16, 2011

Toffee Town

gay bar/nightclub strips; e.g The Castro, Gay friendly

Dude 1: Are you guys going to the Castro tonight?

Dude 2: Sure am guy, see you in toffee town!

by moneymonk January 13, 2012

Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.

''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"

by Scarse690 June 27, 2017

Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018