tor-mentor

Someone who ostensibly is there to help you, but ends up being more of a pain-in-the-you-know-what than a benefit.

Parents need to learn to "back off" sometimes and let their children make their own choices when it would safe/moral to do so; said well-meaning adults don't want to be viewed by their offspring as tor-mentors.

by QuacksO December 30, 2018

Mina tor

an editor on urban dictionary who's read practicly every entry, a.k.a me

mina tor knows what philus degestation means

by Mina tor returns May 23, 2007

Tor

It's a phrase used in sympathy or in sarcasm to reply to a person or situation with misfortune. When you do something that causes you to fail or something bad to happen or to be made fun of in a personal way. commonly goes hand in hand with a fist covering the mouth in symathetic embarrasment towards the person being made fun of or ridiculed. Often followed by the word "dard".

Dude: " you have a clapped trim"

You: " Tor"

Dude: "your mums really hot"
You: "Tor Dard"

by Fat N1Gg@ July 17, 2023

Sen Ten Tor?

A joke that your significant other wouldn’t understand.

I can’t believe Jen doesn’t understand Sen Ten Tor?

by Xdian135 June 1, 2024

Dick-tay-tor ™

A Dick-tay-tor ™ is someone who dick-tates

Person 1:Cum here, here is the new Dick-tay-tor ™ of the debate club!
Person 2:Are you a dick-tay-tor ™ because you dick-tate, or do you dick-tate because your a dick-tay-tor

by AStrangePersonOnline June 5, 2024

Tor

Tor is Knut hermann’s dad and alongside gunn he tortures the poor boy by mainly killing his beloved høna and sometimes by locking him in the basement to starve.

Tor served in the USSR as elite commander on the east front where he survived 7 shots to the head and 2 tank shots.

He also has a very squeaky voice.

Haha I’m torturing this chicken like I’m Tor

by HaterBortennis69 August 11, 2020