Toothpasting

Toothpasting is a fad similar to huffing paint - a poorfag's way of getting high. It involves increasing the permeability of the skin on your nipples (either by rubbing them with an abrasive, or alcohol, a paint thinner, or nail polish remover), and then covering your nipples in toothpaste. A chemical from the toothpaste then absorbs through your skin and enters the bloodstream, getting you high.

It also works if taken as an anal suppository, but a tingly minty ass isn't as fun as tingly nipples.

Dude, I finally found a good way of getting into Sarah's shirt - I just told her I'd help her try toothpasting. I just rubbed her tits with mouthwash and then ten minutes of Colgate later we were zoning out.

by JimmyJohnBobo October 16, 2012

Taking her toothpaste

Taking a girls Oral Virginity. Eating her out for the first time. Oral V sounds like Oral B which is a popular toothpaste brand name.

Yo Brown! Did u take that girls toothpaste last night?

I'm taking her toothpaste tonight!!!

by Dr JJ Smiles December 25, 2008

using my toothpaste

Someone who said they would stay for a couple of nights but what they actually meant was 3 weeks.

She came over and still hasn't left, she is totally using my toothpaste!

by Laurensky September 3, 2005

toothpaste

when your bra is too small and your nipple slips out a little almost like when toothpaste is being squirted out of the tube

ashley you have toothpaste

by nmg1985 July 30, 2010

Toothpasting

The act of applying toothpaste containing TiO2 (titanium dioxide) to the nipples or genitals, for a unique "high" effect. Causes severe spacial distortion, loss of balance, hallucinations, etc.

"hey, ever tried toothpasting?"
"dude, me and mike tried pasting last night, it blew my mind"

by Paul2600 October 17, 2012

toothpaste body

When a chick has a body like toothpaste, i.e. curvy in all the right places. Note how it can only apply to her figure; you must ignore the face at all costs.

"Bro, that new teacher's pretty fine, she's got a toothpaste body"

"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"

"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"

"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"

by goodguychris August 25, 2011

chocolate toothpaste

A by-product of ass to mouth.

"Hey baby, pull your pecker out of my poop chute and give me that CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!"

by Dr Butt April 22, 2014