Tooing

Noun. In some rural areas refers to a male child's prepubescent penis as in 'a tooing is not yet coming.'
The word is commonly spelled the way it sounds.

Mommy says to Daddy, "When I gave Johnny his bath today his little tooing got hard.'

by Sir Veiled March 20, 2026

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call

"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".

by Flowky October 20, 2020

Daniel Tonning

Literal god. Him. Better than losers named ayddan.

Daniel Tonning is GOD

by Deamon King October 9, 2023

Scooting N Tooting

Scooting N Tooting means to fart and run away from away from the scene of the crime

I was at the shop and didn’t want anyone to know the smell was me so I scooted away. Scooting N tooting

by ScootingNTooting May 4, 2019