A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.
by bmk. November 18, 2009
Get the Tool mug.One who sits in the back of a physics class next to a basketball star. He is the one who copies everything he does to try to get attention. He thinks he is the greatest kid in the world, but actually he isnt. He is the kind of kid who would walk in the pouring rain just to wear someone else's shoes. And, he would be the kid to get upset with 2 A's and 2 A-'s
by tytyt434 November 21, 2009
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Let's keep it simple. "Tool" is simply a re-Anglicization of the Yiddish slang "Putz" which means the same as the original American slang term "Dick" in both its direct literal and anatomical meanings and its indirect figurative ones. Any context where "Tool" works, the term "Putz" or "Dick" could be substituted. But if you did that, people would know you're a total tool.
LITERAL: "My tool feels like it's ready fall off after partying with Amber last nite."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."
by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019
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Often refered to someone who is a weapon of mass destruction for the female genitalia. Someome who will "reach bottom" and "stretch out the edges". Someome whos talent is unrivaled by anyone else in the company he works for. Someone who is truley undervalued for the work hes capable of accomplishing.
by Toolgod112 June 19, 2020
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Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!
Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!
by Mr.Republican2016 November 7, 2017
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