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(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.
Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner
To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.
I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.
Toobin by digitalmachine October 20, 2020
The act of accidentally masturbating in front of work colleagues on a Zoom call.
Jeffery was fired when he got caught Toobin during the weekly zoom meeting.
Toobin by ArchiePunker October 20, 2020
Verb: the act of self ejaculation during Zoom meetings. Also known as jacking off

The use of an inter tube for fun on rivers

Noun : a nik name given to a penis
Im going to be toobin when my Zoom meeting commences

Meet my little friend named Toobin.
TOOBIN by SheilaD October 20, 2020
Masturbating during a Zoom meeting
Chad rubbed out a toobin during the Zoom session
Toobin by Telmea Story October 20, 2020
Masturbating during an online video computer meeting or class. Especially a zoom meeting.
I thought I was muted, but my teacher caught me Toobin during math class and I got suspended.
Toobin by Beachbum October 20, 2020