Tod

A Tod / Toddy is a Masculine, muscular usually White male, probably part of the sports team at your school and usually player.

yo Tod have you slept with Stacy yet bro?

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

Tod

A Tod is a creature similar to Phrogs except they are 50% Hunger 25% Serotonin the rest that makes up the Tod are unknown.

Did you see the group of Tod's earlier?

by NotALotl October 31, 2023

Todding Out

A moment of dissociation from reality when all of existence narrows to a bright pinpoint, occasionally resulting in a face-plant onto concrete. Frequently associated with unexpectedly large tokes of the reefer

Awwww, ya boy done took one of them bong rips and now he's over there Todding Out. Uh-oh...Catch him 'fore he hits the floor again!

by Herbert LaVerga November 27, 2024

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022

Cat Tod

1. Improvised urban street slang for a police squad car, typically one that is responding to a complaint

regarding a transient/homeless individual minding there own fucking business at some shit-hole city park that has nothing but a trail.

2. A cat named Tod

"Better hope this isn't Cat Tod turning this way at the light....oh shit guys!... Cat Tod!!Cat Tod!! On your 6!!"

"I miss that cat Tod, he had such character."

by Jug Lovin December 20, 2024

Todding

The act of someone acting trustful even though his negative intentions.

"Todd has been todding us again! We bought Skyrim for the 6th time!"

by anonymous December 31, 2019