Toadie

One who gives selflessly of himself, who's only concern is pleasing his Mistress, with no concern for his own health or well-being. One who's unquestionably sincere devotion to his Mistress is to be applauded, commended and encouraged, and most especially, Rewarded.

The Mistresses were all so completely enraptured by the remarkable ass-kissing skills exhibited by their Toadie, they felt compelled to request even more of his utterly delightful chatting that prove his loyal affection, often exclaiming "Encore Randy, Encore!"

by RandyTheToadie May 26, 2009

Toadie

Derogatory term for a Mexican, used interchangeably with the “w” Hispanic racial epithet

Did you see that toadie?

by FullDefinition February 23, 2021

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

boot licking toadie

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.

Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!

by 0371 February 4, 2010

Toadie

The name of the almighty Toadie the true king of the wasteland. He fights with his fist, he eats the living and the dead. The Toadie Ideology is a simple one. It is to kill every living and breathing thing, so that in the end only Toadie remains. Toadie is seen in the eyes of some as a god, and thus has amassed a following. Some argue this is a cult, but is in fact a way of life. Praise be.

Alternatively used to refer to somebody's inner Toadie (their pure physical power)

i.e Praise be toadie or Praise Toadie

Alternatively: Embrace your inner Toadie.

by Toadie Lover August 19, 2016

toader

A hillybillys name for his penis.

My sister loves my toader.

by Hillbilly willy April 3, 2016

Tadger

a small penis. Syn: prick
Ant: throbbing python of love, heat-seeking moisture missile, third leg

How could John expect to please a woman with that tiny tadger?

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003