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Israeled

When you take something that’s just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.
“So glad we Israeled our business, now we’re raking in billions.”
by DovBaer May 30, 2024
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Israeled

When a far-off dream is made into a reality, often in the space of technology, by an Israeli company.
Crowdsourcing traffic data was a pretty crazy idea, but Waze Israeled it.
by mptk January 8, 2024
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Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025
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ISRAEL-D

ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.

Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.

It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.
Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.

Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!

Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.

Person 2: Fr?!

Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!
by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024
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israeled

To be double crossed, like how the zionazis begged for asylum in palestine and repaid the kindness with full blown genocide and warcrimes daily, fuckkikes
That fucking kike israeled me on the money he owes me, I guess it's in their nature to covet
by KlKE HUNT August 22, 2024
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Israeled

To help others where no other county will
They were Israeled as no other country cared.
by Artsylily March 24, 2024
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Israeled

The act of complaining about something that is not yours, never has been and yet you lie to the world claiming it is.
I know that Aaron and his family lived on that property for ages, but I want it and no one else wants me, so I will say the property is mine. Aaron stole my property.

I have been Israeled.
by THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LAND January 31, 2024
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