Stinky tinker-bell toes

when you are wearing socks with tinker-bell on them, when they are stanky. you may also be stuffing them in someone's face (usually a pretty face). so sad.. usually said in an accent.

person, get your stinky tinker-bell toes out of pretty face.

by chickencheese November 6, 2010

tinkeritis

When your obsession with developing your system configs outweighs the repercussions of real life.

While the professor was explaining polymorphism, I was busy configuring my dwm config.h.

I guess I have tinkeritis.

by Lt. Yu Han March 20, 2021

Tinker Bell

When a drunken homeless man sticks a bunch of pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another drunken homeless man.

Aw shit man!! I got fuckin pink eye from that epic Tinker Bell I got last night!!

by JTink March 8, 2023

Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.

Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.

by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019

Tinker's damn

The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.

I don't think you're even deserving of a tinker's damn, after what you did to those kids.

by Esna Slersad January 13, 2025

Tinker Her Bells

“Tinker” meaning fuck or rearrange “bells” meaning pussy, vagina

“ Got a bad b**** she foreign, she pretty I tinker her bells I ain’t talking bout Disney”

by Gho5t writer June 14, 2022

ticker tinkerer

One who plays with the heart of another

"She played me for a a fool, made me believe she loved me then left. Such a ticker tinkerer."

by Mindful Mark March 28, 2019