timmeshum

on pitch name for 'twisted carl' a big name hard house dj and part of the infamous duo 'twisted carl and tegg'. the term became popular in the late 90's when football video gaming became more advanced and kids wanted to make their own 'dream teams'. these would very often include the man of the time, twisted carl, but due to copy write law the various software houses were unable to make an official release. the voice over used in the games will typically say the word 'timmeshum' which is internationally recognised within the ball game as an alias for the infamous 'twisted carl'.

Craig: Fancy a game of Pro Evolution Soccer?

Jim: Only if I can have Timmeshum

by Gavin Roberts January 18, 2008

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

Timmayy's

People who prefer the Timmayy character over the Jimmy character in the show south park. They will usually repeat his name Timmayy over and over again to represent him.

I choose the Timmayy's over jimmy

by Kidgoku January 30, 2015

TimDotTV

An incredible human being who has the literally most annoying wife in Sims History. He has two dicks, and the left one is a bit bigger. He's MLG pro at guitar.

"TimDotTV has the biggest dick, I hear he could play the guitar with his left one."

"Damn. TimDotTV stole my girl again." -Everyone, Always

by Myleftdick September 11, 2014

Timmy Lore

Myth and stupidity regarding firearms that Tactical Timmies eat up and spread because they have either an optimistic view of the ATF, or claimed "knowledge" on tactical scenarios. May or may not include phony (or sometimes legitimate) military/LE experience as a source for this lore. Commonly refer to "ATF" as "BATFE" in an attempt to sound smart when ATF calls themselves ATF in every official document.

This is the antonym of "Fudd Lore".

Tactical Timmy: "Don't worry about deregistering that SBR from the NFA, just take the stock off and i'll buy it as a pistol from you."

Normal person: "That is some Timmy Lore shit dude."

Tactical Timmy: "What, ATF said we could do that for traveling so that means we definitely can do that for selling."
Normal Person: "That wouldnt be the first time ATF has a double standard for one thing but not another. I'd rather stay out of pound me in the ass prison, thanks."

by Brando_C September 8, 2018

Timmy Trumpet

a Australian DJ who produces bangers and was must well known for his single "Freaks" with Savage. He also has some of the best lives under his belt.

hey bro! have you listen to some of Timmy Trumpet's songs lately?

yeah bro!

by Sodanic April 21, 2019

Timmie

That one bird bitch on the bridge that randomly tells you his dad left and doesn’t shut up about pigeons

“I’m Timmie phobic”
“I don’t have a dad so I’m a Timmie kinnie”

by Morher April 14, 2021