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Tater-Thought

A small, incomplete thought, not ready for prime time.

Like a frozen nugget that still needs considerable energy before its any good.
My plan to tell the cell phone company my phone was stolen so I wouldn't have to pay my bill was a liquor-induced tater-thought.
by Rusharound October 29, 2005
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New Thought

Loose network of churches and healing centers that believe that if you think a positive new thought, it changes your life for the better.
That church down the street is a New Thought church.
He affirmed new thoughts and now he found a better job.
by JJRam March 14, 2012
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Thoughts and Prayers

Everyone says, but very few actually do.

It's basically a polite way of telling someone that what they're going through sucks but it's not your problem

Now, if you ACTUALLY keep the person in your thoughts and prayers, AND make at least some effort to help them, then you're using this phrase with meaning. But most people use this phrase to politely say they don't give a damn about what you're going through.
The Correct Usage:

Jake: My Mom died.

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers for you guys

Jake: Dude is that really all you can give me?

Dan: No, I actually mean it, we can talk about it whenever you want and I'm always here for you. I had something similar happen a while ago.

Wrong Usage

Jake: My Mom Died

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers

Jake: Is that all you've got to help?

Dan: Yeah, I'm going through some tough crap too, my Instagram account got locked
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
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Suicidal thoughts

A common side-effect on medicine commercials.
(more side-effects)...suicidal thoughts or actions...(more side-effects)

1:Not getting that medicine.
by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010
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collect your thoughts

To collect one's thoughts means to take time for his/herself after a particularly disturbing event, and to get his/her mind back in order.
Person1: Hey, what's up?

Person2: Becky and I just broke up last night.

Person1: Oh that sucks, how've you been handling it?

Person2: I dunno man, but I feel like complete shit.

Person1: I'm sorry, how about I leave you alone and give you time to collect your thoughts?

Person2: Good idea. I'll explain things later then.
by L e a f January 9, 2010
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Thought Tivo

When a person forgets something they were thinking about (usually a recent thought) and then is able to remember it again by rewinding back through your thoughts to recall the original thought.
"Dude... what was i thinkin about dude, i wanted to say something..."

"Uhhh... dude?"

"Whoa man! i remembered what it was dude, i Thought Tivo'd that!.. I wanted to tell you i think your sister is hot"
by JGII July 7, 2009
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Thought Boner

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011
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