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old thompson

A cheap American whiskey made by the same company as Fleishmann's. Much better in quality when filtered through a Britta water filter.

Only for seasoned drinkers.
"Woah, look at Chris chug that Old Thompson! Let me try that... *vomits*"
by GTA3mobster June 1, 2006
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Koji Thompson

Person at Hinsdale South with three balls. No friends. Cries easily when hit. AKA Pansy
by bo jackson March 3, 2005
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Thompson Gunner

1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9
Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago
by DJKuni January 15, 2010
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Luke Thompson

Man you see Luke Thompson?
Yea he’s a mega thot
by Tg$,,979,7;9669; April 15, 2019
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harry thompson

An amazing guy that everyone loves to be around.
that guy is a total "harry thompson"
by lizzy is tight May 1, 2005
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adam thompson

A cool and outstanding person that follows all lows
by Adam Thompson February 19, 2018
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paulo thompson

the actual best person in the world if you think otherwise then shut up
by paulothompson September 5, 2021
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