theres a hog in my pants

I have a major league Boner

1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD

by ArmoredArmadillo November 6, 2013

Theresha

An extroverted girl looking for a good time, but also a long time. Theresha’s are hardworking, often throwing themselves into every opportunity. However, she also knows how to relax, let loose and have fun when time calls for it. Theresha is extra AF but appreciates and knows how to get a bargain. Although always willing to do things for her friends, she is NOT a push over - a Theresha is ALWAYS ready to call you out. Can be spontaneous, the type to plan for last minute weekend escapes. A ride or die type of friend who you could plan and create wild ideas with, such as building a strip club. Overall, a girl as unique as her name.

Person 1: Wow that girls so amazing!

Person 2: Yeah she’s a total Theresha

by parrot July 27, 2018

Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019

Theres no strangers tonight

You know the rules and so do I

Person A: Theres no strangers tonight.
Person B: I WOULD continue but I don't know the lyrics. :(

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE February 26, 2021

theresianne

The name of a sex goddes .. pure beauty and a very good sense f humor.. beatiful smile.. attracted to men with the name jacob... " GB EE "

Theresianne ta jacob fuck off siehbi

by GESU KRISTU June 3, 2016

Theresa May

Second female Prime Minister of the UK. Took over from David Cameron after he went running for the hills when Britain voted to leave the EU. Appears to be on good terms with Angela Merkal (the German chancellor).

Well Cameron's gone and Theresa May has taken over.

by Capsicle July 29, 2016

theresa nguyen

Theresa Nguyen is a sweet and beautiful girl. She's an extraordinary bestfriend and lover.

I love you so much Theresa Nguyen, happy 27th month sweetheart

by youronlyone September 30, 2013