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Umbrella syndrome

The umbrella syndrome refers to the people who have problems with socialising so they prefer to read or do something else just so they won't talk to anyone . The people with this syndrome start to understand some things so deeply that logic loses in front of them , the ones around them think that they are really smart but what they don't know is that they just don't find talking so interesting even so they talk with themselves so much .

There are kinds of people with this syndrome that are really different so this explanation doesn't really describe all of them .
My daughter is obsessed with her books/phone/dolls , I'm scared that she has the umbrella syndrome .
by Rouge_Nicol January 4, 2021
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umbrella hat

That guy has an awesome umbrella hat for the rain.
by GollyGee July 14, 2014
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smoking umbrella

A charred corpse found in a burning home..
The fireman screamed out " we got another smoking umbrella left in the hallway."
by trickydicky January 13, 2023
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umbrella lounge

dirty water hotdog pushcart, the one with an umbrella
care to meet me for lunch at the Umbrella Lounge on the corner ?
by CrashMussen October 16, 2019
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Pink Umbrella

Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out
by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018
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Wet Umbrella

The act or process of giving someone a wet umbrella:

noun: While having sex and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s penis just to the tip as so her pussy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s penis will be the handle. After making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.

This is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.

Visiting Washington DC you may be able to capture a wet umbrella bag, the only true protection against a wet umbrella!
Man Stephanie just gave Louis the best wet umbrella ever.

Amelia and John were having great sex until Amelia gave him a wet umbrella!

Girl can you ride up to the tip of my dick and give me a wet umbrella?
by Milissa H (TL) August 16, 2008
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umbrella hitchhike

to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.
Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.
by thejellybeanjunkie December 29, 2010
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