Twisty disty

When the giver slobs on the knob in a 180 degree sideways motion rapidly. In one hand is both balls, the other hand jerking the recipient off rapidly.

Bitch if you don’t give me some twisty disty I’m gonna shove my toe up your ass!!!

by Dick bill March 14, 2018

chicken twisty

A French version of an Aussie slanged “wristy” meaning a “handjob”

Hey guys you’d never believe who gave me a chicken twisty last night

by DDTB69 January 13, 2018

Twistie Treat

A nicely rolled joint.

Hey peeps do you want to blow a Twistie Treat. Man I could use a Twistie Treat right about now.

by Magni October 17, 2009

twisty love

an amazing and beautiful person that is like no other in the whole world

i wish i could be a twisty love

by sisterr=]]]] September 4, 2006

Twisty-dick

To become suddenly affected by an unfortunate event (namely in regards to unfortunate encounters with girlfriends) and to take on a depressed demeanor in response.

Also: Quite literally, the victim's penis twists up and resembles a cork screw. Only alcohol and the lubricating function of the vagina can undo this twisty-dick-ness.

Your buddy just breaks up with his girlfriend:

You: "Awww.. Who has the twisty-dick?"

Your buddy: "... I have the twisty dick..." :(

You: "It's okay, buddy... We'll find a bottle of Jack and a couple of hookers to untwist your twisty-dick..."

Your buddy: "Thanks, buudddyyy...." :D

by JDSmith February 16, 2010

Twisty Koi

A sexual act in which a women is hogtied and penetrated with a fish.

Sorry, dude. Can't hang out today. I have to hit the hardware store and the aquarium so I can Twisty Koi Susie tonight.

by the hoipolloi August 21, 2008

twisty-wisty

when a girl grabs a males reproductive extremely hard, then proceeds to twist it into what feels like a dog ballon.

"yeah Rebecca gave me that twisty-wisty after I told her she was a bitch."

by Saxtton September 27, 2020