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Therapisted

Being tought and couched by a therapist
Omg can you believe? I’m being therapisted by Brendon Urie!!!
by Kaitlyn_Devotee March 13, 2018
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Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
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Therapist

The Rapist; someone who uses muchausens syndrome the drug children so that when they have passed through childhood development lack of said drug causes a mental disorder to arrise like taking a block out of Jenga.

The rapists entire purpose is social compliance. They reverse objective reality and subjective reality so as to impose their subjective reality is the objective relaing and thereby replace your subjective reality with theirs.
I've been paying my therapist my whole life, I'm never going to get better it seems.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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Therapist

That one crazy lady who listens to my excuses
Help, my therapist keeps talking!
by Animagis December 11, 2020
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A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!
Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023
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Therapistical

When you do something therapistical
I attended to my therapy people in a therapistical way
by Gay hentai lover November 19, 2020
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chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.
Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.
by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025
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