Dressing on the Side

To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.

Carla loves unprotected sex but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

best friends on the side

The act of a subset of people from a group of mutual friends engaging in a side friendship.

Also shortened to "BFOTS"

"Oh so y'all hung out last night without ME? Talk about Best Friends on the Side!"

"Wait where was my invite when yall was BFOTSing?"

by Kassieme July 9, 2015

Rape the Sidebar

On facebook, when one goes on a liking spree or becomes a Comment Crasher just to bombard the sidebars of their friends.

Courtney was so drunk last night she decided to rape the sidebar and annoy all of her friends

by The Bro Network October 31, 2011

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

talking out the side of your neck

When a hater/envious ass nigga indirectly talks slick/shit about a person. Due to the fact that they are either to afraid or prideful (since they think they are better than the person that they are indirectly sneak dissing). These lame individuals are dangerous to be around because if one calls them out they will act ignorant as if the person is crazy for the remarks that they made to them were subtle PERIOD

The Bees and the Trap: glad I bought these dope kicks off of GOAT
The Word: Yea bro you got those for a good deal too that’s dope
Hating ass Sloth that ain’t bout shit: I once saw some kicks online too that were dope but they were like those fake ass Jordan’s made in China I’m just sayin
The Word: Word?

Hating ass Sloth that ain’t bout shit: Word.
The Bees in the Trap:..
Hating ass Sloth that ain’t bout shit: <_<
The Bees in the Trap:>_>
The Word: <_>
The Bees in the Trap: you talking out the side of your neck?!
Hating ass Sloth that ain’t bout shit: naw bro what you talking bout you trippin you trippin

by That One Negro You Once Knew August 17, 2021

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021