missionary muppet

a girl who knows absolutely nothing about fucking; one that just lies there and doesnt do shit. They're about as animated as a sex doll.

Man i was totally looking forward to fucking that bitch...then she turned missionary muppet on me...

by PolishMenace October 23, 2009

Urban Missionary

A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.

I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

Twat Missionary

One who partakes in a furry helmet

Hot dog! I never knew Charles was such a twat missionary

by Rusty Trombone April 7, 2006

Missionary's Elbow

A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.

"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."

"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."

Both - "Sweet"

Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"

by bullernub January 5, 2011

Australian Missionary

Having anal sex with your partner from the front.

Aka Canadian Anal

“I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”

“Australian missionary is the best!”

by Shablammy October 23, 2019

Missionary Ridge

a 10 mile horizontal mountain top neighborhood filled to the brim of stuck up aarping elders.

I took a scenic drive on missionary ridge and all i could concentrate on were the old people complaining about sore hips or backs.

I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.

by rainystorm14 June 18, 2011

Mormon Missionaries

Useless.

Mormon Missionaries are useless.

by Torusorus December 6, 2018