The Shrek Method

The act of adding adult humor to g-rated animated films that kids wont understand, but the adults would find funny.

Examples of The Shrek Method:

"Little man, my best friend is a talking car."
-David Hasselhoff in "Hop"

"That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
-Shrek

by Gringo The Clown July 29, 2011

The Dougall Method

To tell a story to your friends but add all the insults and swear words you would have actually used in the situation if you had any balls.

Guy 1: Ya I told the principal to go fuck himself.

Guy 2: No you didn't...

Guy 1: Well ok I used The Dougall Method a bit I guess.

by thegreenbastard January 11, 2009

The Chad Method

I don't have this problem you are having because I don't participate in it

"You're fighting with your girlfriend ... I just just use the Chad method and not have one. "

My car isn't broken down, because I don't own a car, the Chad method.

Japan Cyber-Security minister bans computers.
Japan unhackable, The Chad method.

My shoes are never untied because I use Velcro, the Chad method!

by The real Matte Black November 15, 2018

For the Scientific Method's sake

The expression for the scientific method's sake is science academia aesthetic equivalent for the prosaic bland religious expression "for god's sake "meaning "An oath of exasperation, annoyance, frustration, anger, or surprise." "For the scientific method's sake" is an interjection like "For god's sake" with the literal nonreligious definition of Expressing anger, surprise, assertion etc."". This is a satirical expression that generally makes fun of scientism, but occasionally is used to make fun of the superfluity of religious expressions our society uses dude.

For the scientific method's sake! Why haven't you considered these obvi obvi conspicuous confounding variables! Of course it isn't the presence of churches that's increasing the crime rate. Tis prolly the higher population density that's causing the increased crime rates.

by MoribundMurdoch July 2, 2021

the alligator method

n. the zigzagging technique to not get tagged in a game of sharks and minnows, as if one were getting chased by an alligator.

Rebecca: "How did you not get tagged?"
Ashton: "I used the alligator method. Duh."

by ~rockinsoprano123~ September 18, 2011

The Triangle Method

When you use triangles in to create 3D terrain in a game, most often in Half-Life.

He used the triangle method when created the terrain for his map.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

The Daniel Method

a cheesy tactic used in the video game Street Fighter 2 by subpar players, which involves using the character Blanka's "electricity" special move throughout the entire round. round, after round, after round.

I was playing Street Fighter II the other day, and this kid whipped out The Daniel Method. Then I whipped his ass.

by mahalo November 19, 2010