by wishingford3ath June 13, 2021
Get the gamer mug.an obese organism. They can be found breeding in the basements of houses. In order to live, they will steal a fridge, a toilet, and a gaming setup. At this point they sit down and grow bigger as they consume the necessary energy found in junk food. Soon all of there body is a blob of fat except there hands, which they have exercised into super hands or some shit from years of use. When attacked, gamers defend themselves with foam netherite swords from the game 'minecraft.' To reproduce, they shit out there ass lots of food, which they form into a rough figure which will become a gamer. renounced for there gigantic pp's/holes. They can be any gender. When they achieve anything in any video game, they will scream 'let's go!' at a volume that can cause up to 5.0 earthquakes. When they lose, they will pound there solid graphene keyboard, screeching like a banshee and causing up to 3.0 earthquakes with the pounding and the schreeching.
guy 1: "Theres a gamer in my house!"
guy 2: "Call an exterminater!"
*exterminator comes*
guy 1: "omg please kill the gamer in my basement!!!"
*exterminater goes down*
gamer: *uncomprehinsible nonsense*
gamer: "LETS GOoOOO!!!"
*runs at extrerminator with netherite sword*
exterminator: "AAHHH!!!" *dies*
guy 2: "Call an exterminater!"
*exterminator comes*
guy 1: "omg please kill the gamer in my basement!!!"
*exterminater goes down*
gamer: *uncomprehinsible nonsense*
gamer: "LETS GOoOOO!!!"
*runs at extrerminator with netherite sword*
exterminator: "AAHHH!!!" *dies*
by gaydicky776 June 2, 2023
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A person who plays video games, console or PC. They play a wide selection of platforms, FPS (First person shooter) to RPG (Role playing games).
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A person who plays video games, console or PC. They play a wide selection of platforms, FPS (First person shooter) to RPG (Role playing games).
by Pumuqun January 9, 2010
Get the Gamer mug.Someone who plays a lot of video games , drinks Mountain Dew , eats Doritos and live in their mother's house.
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