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talley wacker

A person who carelessly masturbates.ie wacker
"yo man.. I went to Chads house and that talley wacker was walking around with it in his hand!"
by Kevin w.s January 2, 2008
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tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others
that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker
by jake February 23, 2005
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tally wacker

1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.
1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.
by Nick and fucking andrew October 31, 2004
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Weed Wacker

Someone who jacks off while really high in order to make their orgasm super awesome.
"Hey, where did Jerry go after we smoked that blunt?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom. He's a Weed Wacker."
by BeauFIndley May 2, 2010
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Weed Wacker

Its a guy or girl that smokes weed and gets high, the masturbates.
Yo dude.
What??
I got so fucking stoned last night.
Oh Yeah?
Yeah yo. I got horny then i beat the meat.
Nice yo (:
Its called Weed Wacking in other words imma Weed Wacker!
by CubzLuva12 December 8, 2012
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Tally wacker

Your inner anger creates this beast of a wepon that you must unleash opon your woman, USE WITH CAUTION
My woman pissed me off so I shut her up with my tally wacker
by My woman beater July 6, 2017
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Snizzle wacker

Damn mate you’re a snizzle wacker
by The biggest bruv December 27, 2019
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