by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!
Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
by DJ Craze October 23, 2013

by Vlad bad March 14, 2023

by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021

The joyful tortoise lives in the state of Florida where adultery is the lowest per capita and it may be why it has the most cities that have Saint in their name.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

by Mike Hawksbigger January 31, 2023
