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Inverted tortoise

Where you align your anal cavities and fart into each others ass holes simultaneously
Hey Jeremy, Want to run an inverted tortoise later?
by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023
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Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.
I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived
by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022
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Naval Tortoise

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!
Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
by DJ Craze October 23, 2013
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Full tortoise

Taking all the pain and punishment and enjoying it all
Mate she is harsh, he must be going full tortoise
by Vlad bad March 14, 2023
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Clapped tortoise

When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise
by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021
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joyful tortoise

The joyful tortoise lives in the state of Florida where adultery is the lowest per capita and it may be why it has the most cities that have Saint in their name.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020
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Tortoiseitis

Slower than fuck. A very slow person.
It takes that bitch forever to put her makeup on she has tortoiseitis.
by Mike Hawksbigger January 31, 2023
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