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De-Sharpen

To not be sharp, To be dull
It's a very de-sharpen book
by AwesomeWords.com November 30, 2021
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Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020
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pendulum sharpener

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah
by OkaJeff June 14, 2017
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.
Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
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Sharpen the Pencil

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
by Turtlepie November 29, 2016
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Sharpen up your buttons

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons
by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022
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