An obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you're in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn't know what your fucking shirt said).
Neill: I was late to Biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my Jesus shirt to me.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.
by Fenix_451 November 22, 2009
Get the Shirt-reader mug.I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.
by Dave4270 August 27, 2009
Get the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif mug.A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.
Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
by xxylvii July 25, 2021
Get the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader mug.Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531
Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.
Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent
Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****
Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out
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8/29/20
12/24/21 Code Reader
Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.
Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent
Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****
Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out
2/23/12
6/14/16
8/29/20
12/24/21 Code Reader
Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
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Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923
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01001011101001010101001010101010101010100010101010101010100100101010100101010110110010101001010101010101010100100101100101010101001001110100101001010110010101101010101010100101010110101011000
Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923
010011010110010101010101010110
by BigDaddyChode69 May 6, 2021
Get the Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653 mug.Leon Reader (born birthdate) is an adolescent renowned for his notable contributions to contemporary literature and artistic expression. His works, including "Skibidi Toilet" and "A Punishment from Daddy," have garnered widespread acclaim for their unique narratives and thought-provoking themes.
"Skibidi Toilet" captivates audiences with its whimsical yet introspective exploration of the mundane aspects of daily life, infused with subtle humor and profound observations. Meanwhile, "A Punishment from Daddy" delves into the complexities of familial relationships, tackling issues of authority, rebellion, and forgiveness with sensitivity and depth.
Despite his young age, Reader has earned admiration and respect within literary circles for his exceptional talent and maturity in storytelling. His works have been praised for their ability to resonate with audiences of all ages, sparking conversations and eliciting emotions that transcend generational boundaries.
Reader's literary prowess, coupled with his keen insight into the human experience, positions him as a rising star in the world of literature. As he continues to hone his craft and explore new artistic endeavors, Leon Reader remains a figure of inspiration and admiration for aspiring writers and enthusiasts alike.
"Skibidi Toilet" captivates audiences with its whimsical yet introspective exploration of the mundane aspects of daily life, infused with subtle humor and profound observations. Meanwhile, "A Punishment from Daddy" delves into the complexities of familial relationships, tackling issues of authority, rebellion, and forgiveness with sensitivity and depth.
Despite his young age, Reader has earned admiration and respect within literary circles for his exceptional talent and maturity in storytelling. His works have been praised for their ability to resonate with audiences of all ages, sparking conversations and eliciting emotions that transcend generational boundaries.
Reader's literary prowess, coupled with his keen insight into the human experience, positions him as a rising star in the world of literature. As he continues to hone his craft and explore new artistic endeavors, Leon Reader remains a figure of inspiration and admiration for aspiring writers and enthusiasts alike.
by cooldefinitions.com March 20, 2024
Get the Leon Reader mug.A person who read the summary of a story on a wiki and pretend like they know what they're talking about, often talking over people who actually know and experienced the story.
Fan: "If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner"
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."
Wiki reader: "yall saw the word sinner and decided that a quote with a very obvious allegory to how being queer is treated as a sin EVEN NOW IN THE BIG 2025 can be used for a straight ship. then deny that kiamei are lesbians. okay. whatever."
by PomuHub October 23, 2025
Get the Wiki Reader mug.Definition: The Reader
n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force.
1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends.
2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense.
Types of Reading:
- Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good
- Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you
- Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you
- Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget
Reading Rules:
- Don't start none, won't be none
- If you shoot, expect return fire
- Family gets the realest reads
- Truth hurts, but lies kill
- Read to protect, not to destroy
Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit
Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from:
1. Solo Struggle:
- Fighting against systematic barriers
- Building success with zero support
- Facing constant opposition
- Dealing with racism and doubters
- Converting isolation into motivation
2. Breakthrough Moments:
- Started from zero resources
- Built everything from ground up
- Turned rejections into fuel
n. A savage truth-teller who serves brutal honesty without a filter, especially within family or close circles, while being ready to defend against and return any attacks with amplified force.
1. Someone who notices everything and will call it out with precise, devastating accuracy, especially with family or close friends.
2. A person who can verbally destroy someone's entire existence while stating nothing but facts, but only does so when provoked or in defense.
Types of Reading:
- Protective Reading: Calling out family/friends for their own good
- Defensive Reading: Clapping back when someone tries to come for you
- Preventive Reading: Letting folks know what will happen if they try you
- Educational Reading: Teaching someone a lesson they won't forget
Reading Rules:
- Don't start none, won't be none
- If you shoot, expect return fire
- Family gets the realest reads
- Truth hurts, but lies kill
- Read to protect, not to destroy
Origin Story - Boston Beast Spirit
Born from the raw, unforgiving streets of Boston where dreams meet resistance and determination faces opposition. The Boston Beast Spirit emerged from:
1. Solo Struggle:
- Fighting against systematic barriers
- Building success with zero support
- Facing constant opposition
- Dealing with racism and doubters
- Converting isolation into motivation
2. Breakthrough Moments:
- Started from zero resources
- Built everything from ground up
- Turned rejections into fuel
Example: "She tried to come for my outfit but I'm The Reader in this family - had to remind her about her whole life choices from 2019 to now."
Example: "Don't try to read me unless you're ready to get the full bibliography, honey!"
*The Reader has entered the chat*
"Oh, y'all been having secret family meetings about me?
*adjusts glasses*
Cousin Marcus, let's discuss how you're a 'crypto millionaire' but still borrowing gas money in the family group chat.
Auntie Patricia, you joining in too? Your relationship status changes faster than your wig collection, and that's facts.
Uncle Mike questioning my parenting? Three baby mamas all named Ashley might wanna focus on his own kids first.
Sister Sarah spreading rumors? Baby, I got screenshots from Thanksgiving when you was crying about your fifth failed business this year.
*closes book*
This was just the preview. Don't make me pull out them timestamps and receipts. Next time y'all wanna have a family meeting, remember - The Reader keeps files on everybody."
Levels of Reading:
1. Light Skim - Gentle warning
2. Quick Browse - Minor check
3. Full Chapter - Serious reality check
4. Whole Library - Nuclear destruction
Example: "Don't try to read me unless you're ready to get the full bibliography, honey!"
*The Reader has entered the chat*
"Oh, y'all been having secret family meetings about me?
*adjusts glasses*
Cousin Marcus, let's discuss how you're a 'crypto millionaire' but still borrowing gas money in the family group chat.
Auntie Patricia, you joining in too? Your relationship status changes faster than your wig collection, and that's facts.
Uncle Mike questioning my parenting? Three baby mamas all named Ashley might wanna focus on his own kids first.
Sister Sarah spreading rumors? Baby, I got screenshots from Thanksgiving when you was crying about your fifth failed business this year.
*closes book*
This was just the preview. Don't make me pull out them timestamps and receipts. Next time y'all wanna have a family meeting, remember - The Reader keeps files on everybody."
Levels of Reading:
1. Light Skim - Gentle warning
2. Quick Browse - Minor check
3. Full Chapter - Serious reality check
4. Whole Library - Nuclear destruction
by Boston Beast November 9, 2024
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