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Ms Selby

A "math teacher" with 0 knowledge of anything math related. A Ms Selby is commonly refered to as "dumber than a blonde girl". If you spot a Ms Selby KILL ON SIGHT, if you do not have the proper equipment, then RUN UR FAT LITTLE ASS OUT OF THERE. As a Ms Selby is banned from most public gathering places for being too dumb, you will probably never have to worry about ever encountering one, but always, ALWAYS carry a handgun for one use and one use only... to shoot this bitch.
Student: Hey have you seen that new netflix show.
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
by FuckUMsSelby May 11, 2022
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ms bayer

The type of teacher that gives kids more work after taking an entire math state test thats how I made this when i made this i was suppose to be working but I dont wanna work <:C
person 1: omg finally the test is done

Ms bayer:GIVES MORE WORK ADDS HOMEWORK
by cuz why not? December 12, 2019
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Ms dhoni

Ms dhoni only captain to win t20 wc, ct and wc and no 1 test rankings.He is world's best finisher, India's best wk and best captain in the world.
He has won 3 ipl and 2 CL t20

He has also won 2 Asia cups
He has also won 3 tri series

He is India's gretaest middle order odi batsmen
He is one of the best players of cricket.
He is one of the most influential man in cricket history.
Ms dhoni
by Raghav varshney July 13, 2021
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Ms. Parker

Hottie neighbor who dresses and behaves provacatively in everyday situations such as gardening or checking the mail.
Coined from the movie Friday starring Ice Cube...ministers wife, Ms. Parker, did her gardening in hot shorts, bending over everytime Ice Cube walked by.
by Rottie_Grrrl August 12, 2007
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Ms. DeRidder

A crazy dutch woman who teaches high school Spanish. She comes to work drunk everyday. She gets her phones stolen. She looses students homework and makes them fail her class.
Student 1- Ms. DeRidder lost my homework again. Looks like I've got an F.
Student 2- I put a highlighter in Ms. DeRidder's microwave. I can't wait til she cooks something in it.
Student 3- I stole Ms. DeRidder's phone again. It's in my locker!
by crazyyyy989 December 22, 2010
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MS

As another acronym used in CV's or résumés within the personal details, meaning "marital status".
Name: Johnny
Surname: B.Goode
DOB: --honestly I dunno, ask Chuck Berry--
MS: single --I presume remains so
by Johny D. October 1, 2007
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MS Hug

The sensation of being bear hugged around the chest or other parts of the body, due to Multiple Sclerosis
That feeling of the MS Hug sometimes lays me up for at least a month.
by The Ern September 11, 2009
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