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meltdown

Something somebody says happened to somebody when they don't really have anything, they're just full of shit.
The girl said he had a meltdown even though he had been off drugs for years and was happy to be home and doing good, mostly to defer suspicion from her own state of mental health, to keep anyone from questioning it.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Vagina meltdown

A metaphor to describe a woman having a fit or episode of absolute madness, irrationality or insanity
by squashhole September 19, 2016
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Vagina meltdown

A metaphor to describe a woman having a fit or episode of absolute madness, irrationality or insanity
by squashhole September 19, 2016
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blatchford meltdown

being in shape and good at a sport, than becoming a hater
he use to be a good volleyball player, but he had a blatchford meltdown.
by the wet randall September 8, 2009
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Arkansas Meltdown

Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person lathering their home walls with red wine. This situation only happens after consuming a hefty amount of red wine from a box.
Yo Chase, how do you feel after that Arkansas Meltdown last night?
by ThatsOK01 August 4, 2024
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Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.
Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.
by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025
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Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.
Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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