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Cum jacuzzi

The resulting pool of semen when one blows his load into a belly button
Jonah didn’t clean his cum jacuzzi and got a wet patch that soaked through his t-shirt
by skittoi April 25, 2021
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Muzi Jacuzzi

Sledding down the back after unloading with a money shot. The steaming load is like a jacuzzi on the back of the recipient.
I gave that last skank a Muzi Jacuzzi right before she ubered home.
by anonymous January 22, 2024
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Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017
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Mormon jacuzzi

During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.
I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.
by Handle Deez December 26, 2023
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Jacuzzi

When you and your girlfriend are having sex you have her downward dog and pull her asshole open, then you nut in the bowl of her ass and dip your balls in your cum.
“ Ay bro last night my girl let me use the jacuzzi
by 420Boyo July 6, 2023
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Chocolate Jacuzzi

When a man inserts his testicles into a persons anus while they have diarrhea. Then proceeding to allow said person to fart while his testicles are inside of them.
“Bro, Stacy gave me that chocolate jacuzzi last night!”

What the hell is that?!”

“I stuck my balls in her ass after we had chinese food and she farted on my nuts! Shit lowkey felt good!”
by stinkygayboy September 21, 2025
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piojo jacuzzi

My girl friend has so much lint in her piojo jacuzzi that she could knit a tube top.
by dmccc August 9, 2012
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