Garden ass

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.

"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."

by 13th May 24, 2013

The Olive Garden

A term used when talking about having sex with an ex girlfriend/boyfriend after you already broke up with them.

Term stems out of the idea that nobody means to go to the Olive Garden, they just end up there.

1)That's the guy that dumped my last year. We are so going to the Olive Garden later.

2)A week after we broke up we went to the Olive Garden.  It was way awkward afterwards.

by damber3222 October 28, 2009

nether garden

a polite term of phrase to indicate a ladies vagina

"Can I place my bulb in your nether garden"

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

victory gardens

The most hood part of Dover NJ. This is where the crime occurs, do not go out at night here in unless you want to get shot. This place is run by thugs when it gets dark as in if you're not from there stay the fuck out

I saw five thugs walking through victory gardens at night as I drove through and locked my car

by Hella fine July 12, 2014

Lady Gardener

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.

That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.

by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007

Garden of Weedin

1. Accidentally stumbling into the mother-load of all Marijuana crops.

2. Experiencing the most blissful feeling after smoking some really good Pot.

Person 1. "OMFG! We just found the garden of weedin!"

Person 2. "Yes - now lets get the hell out of here before we get shot!"

by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

garden leave

The practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job is instructed to stay away from work during the notice period, to spend their time at home mooching in the garden while still being paid

It is used to prevent employees from taking the piss and company information when they leave, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor.

"Man, Billy has just spat his dummy out and ditched his job"

"Put that douche bag on garden leave before he poaches all our customers"

"Man, what a douche"

by Cornholio12 August 21, 2011