Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"
Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023
Get the Flaccid Florencemug. All people named this are absolute Raving bitches.
Probably have a crowd of friends.
Fucking stupid.
Bully kids.
Again, Raving bitches.
Cunts. The lot of them.
Probably have a crowd of friends.
Fucking stupid.
Bully kids.
Again, Raving bitches.
Cunts. The lot of them.
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
Get the Florencemug. A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.
Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!
Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?
Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.
Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!
Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?
Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.
Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 7, 2010
Get the Florence Freezemug. 
She is a pretty young girl. Florence is the type that you don’t fuck around. She really is a keeper. Talking to her is so nice and addictive. It’s like trying to solve a mystery but once you get a piece of it, it keeps getting more interresting and complicated. Florence is litteraly the perfect combination of sexy and cute. She is really bright and well centered. Even tho she’s not the most optimistic, you must understand that she is the best.
Florence is the prettiest girl alive.
by Rat;;) April 23, 2020
Get the Florencemug. A really good person, who is really caring but have a shallow mind, like you wanna punch them in the face for not getting the hint when someone likes them, they act stubborn when it doesnt go on their way and couldnt care for people they dont know, they are just like there, i mean "there"
I really like florence that i wanna break his skinny arm for not giving a shit about how i feel even tho i told him allt of times
by anonymous June 8, 2021
Get the Florencemug. Usually the short, dark haired mysterious one that sits in the corner and judges everyone until you become her friend and she goes literally crazy. Super quick-witted, the cleverest human being to ever exist, sporty, can play an entire orchestra of instruments and always prepared to spout random bits of wisdom that prove she has a higher IQ than the rest of the world combined.
My best friend Florence is awesome
by Keith-Clive November 21, 2021
Get the Florencemug.