Egyptian Doormat

The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.

Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.

by KeemstarIsMyDad May 12, 2016

Egyptian Malibu

Commonly used street slang in western India in the late 1840's, an Egyptian Malibu is a mythological sexual act, performed by an ancient African tribe (that may or may not have even existed!). The Malibu was made famous by King Ramses the 8th in Luxor, Egypt, with his numerous carvings, depicting young women receiving his "seed" through their (no joke) nostrils. This is a rarely seen carving, but it is intact to this day!

"Hey I saw that chick in the Guinness book of world records on tv"
"What did she do?"
"She could take a glass of milk up the nose and squirt it out her tear duct"
"Man, she could probably give a really nice Egyptian Malibu"

by haravymas July 22, 2009

egyptian omelette

Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.

"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"

by mcsilverue October 8, 2013

egyptian mustache

While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".

Last might I gave Joni an Egyptian mustache. It was amazing.

by vagrantvix January 27, 2007

Egyptian Rain

It is the disgusting liquid that falls from AC boxes on you.

Aw shit, Egyptian Rain fell on me.

by Ray Palmer August 3, 2005

egyptian salad

The appetizer came from Egypt and became popular and loved in the UK (specifically in Liverpool). Those who eat it will become overconfident in front of the opponent and have to receive karma.

Madrid fans:"Serve me an egyptian salad with some Karma sauce"

by Péndulum July 15, 2022

Egyptian Pancakes

When a dude is hitting a girl from behind and jizzes on her back, then lets the jizz dry, peels it off, and serves it up as a snack

Dude...I’m feeling freaky tonight! What ya say we hit up my girl for a three-some and have us some Egyptian pancakes?

by Jebenizer December 9, 2019